i done a camping once in austria

set my wagon up all nice, rooftent up and that and then a load of alpine cattle come ambling down the hill to see what the f**k i was up to. bollocks to that i thought, can't be doing with that all night "klang klangitty klang klang", so broke camp and drove down the hill and set up there, away from the noisy bovine mofo's. got everything all set up nice and then an inter city express train ploughed past the other side of the hedge at 120 mph. all night they run.

Posted By: Tombs, Apr 14, 20:52:44