My old man was in a funny mood last night

grumpy as always after a City loss and stumped off down the pub with his tosser mates

came back stinking of Dutch courage, got into bed and said "roll over luv"!!! cheeky little t**t - not that it would of mattered with a cock as tiny as his but i wasnt taking that from him!!!!

guess who spent the night on the sofa with a smacked face? it wasnt me!!

Posted By: Mrs BINMEN8R, Apr 14, 09:33:58