Nasie's Auntie Table of Anti-Tilt

To further back up jafferrerffskis "Reggelergashun" stats, here is an update to the final Premier League Table, according to my usual methaneology of caculation*.

Headlines:

Chumps: Manchester United (by a comfortable pair of slippers and 23 points)
Chumps League: Manchester Shitty, Cheslea and Tottingham
Norridge: Twelfthfththfth (a comfortable easy-recliner, Cuban Cigar, glass of creme de menthe and 6 points from off of regulation)
Regulated: Reading, QPHaha and Wigans.

Final table hair goo...

Man U 99
Man C 76
Cheslea 72
Spuds 68
Arse 66
Everton 63
Lolerpool 59
Baggie Alb 55
Foolham 51
Swanselona 50
Newcs 45
Norridge 42
A Villol 41
Wham 40
Soton 40
Stook 39
Sunland 37
Wigans 36
QPHaha 32
Reading 30

*methaneology of caculation: Assume that each team's accumulation of points over the final number of games, will be equal to that off the previous same corresponding number of games. I have caculated form accordingly to those teams with 9 games left and those that have 8 games left.

Posted By: Jim Nasium, Mar 25, 11:50:52