and now the subtext

Canaries.co.uk: Thanks for taking the time to talk to us Ricky. It must be exciting for you to be joining Norwich City in the summer - how happy are you to be making the move?

Ricky van Wolfswinkel: Not all that exciting really. I'll be glad of the extra cash.

Canaries.co.uk: Has it always been an ambition of yours to play in England?

RVW: It has always been a dream of mine to play in England and in the Premier League and I'm positive that I can get a proper move later on, as long as I'm not utter gash.

Canaries.co.uk: What do you know about the Canaries and what was it about the Club that persuaded you to join?

RVW: Fuck all, actually. Jerry Goss, um, they beat those Arnhem t**ts that year, but, uh, no, that's it, really. Oh - they wear a bit of a poncey kit. May have to get my Image guys onto that.

Canaries.co.uk: Would you say Norwich City is the ideal club for you to achieve your ambitions?

RVW: Yes, whatever, anyone in the Prem would've done, really.

Canaries.co.uk: What is your ultimate target for when you join up with your new team-mates in the summer?

RVW: score a few, f**k off to the top six asafp mate

Canaries.co.uk: When you spoke to Chris Hughton, what impression of his vision for the Club did you get?

RVW: I slept through most of it to be honest. I treid to make him promise to off that lardarse that plays up front, but he was a bit evasive. Well I ain't passing to him anyway, sod that.

Canaries.co.uk: And have you spoken to any of the current Dutch players who currently play their football on these shores?

RVW: Fuck that! Have you spoken to any cloggy footballers? Cunts, all of them.

Canaries.co.uk: Was it difficult to leave Sporting, and do you have a message for their fans?

RVW: well no, because they were s**te and you don't want to be associated with s**te like that. The weather was all right, though. But Norfolk will allow me to get on with my whelking, I think.

Canaries.co.uk: What are your targets between now and the end of the season?

RVW: Ker-chinggggg!!

Posted By: DrDublin on March 24th 2013 at 14:55:29

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