Bad Taste

Ipswich fan walks into his local pub with a huge smile on his face. Barman says "we beat Colchester yesterday and I see you're still smiling."

Ipswich fan says "no, last night on way home from the match, as I crossed the railway lines I came across this bird tied to the lines so I cut her free, carried her home and made love to her all night and again this morning and once more before I came out."

The Barman says "f**king hell that was stroke of luck weren't it, was she good looking and did she give you a good blow job as well?"

Ipswich fan "I don't know I didn't find her head."

Posted By: Old Splat, Mar 21, 21:58:32