A Jewish man an Indian gentleman and an Ipswich fan

are driving through the countryside when their car breaks down. They set off walking and come to a farm and the farmer says he can put them up for the night but only two can stop in house so one will have to go in the barn. The Indian guy volunteers for the barn so off he goes.

5 minutes later there's a knock at the door. The farmer answers and the Indians stood there and says its against his religion to sleep in the same place as a cow. So the Jew says he go to barn.

5 minutes later the Jews at the door telling the farmer he cant sleep in the same place as a pig because of his religion. So the Ipswich fan says "okay I'll go to the barn.

5 minutes later there's a knock at the door. The farmer opens it and the cow and pig are stood there.

Posted By: Old Splat, Mar 21, 21:46:23