Jook:

I was at work in Sainsbury's rearranging the washing powder in aisle 7 last night when a girl came in that I'd been out on a date with.

"You lying s**t." She said. "You told me you were a stunt pilot."

"No, I said I was part of the Ariel display team."

Posted By: jafski, Mar 21, 21:11:29