Ian Paisley comes home...

...to find his wife has made his living room smell nicer with a bowl of dried flower petals. WHAT IS THIS? He demands. GET RID OF IT NOW!!! And without waiting he took hold of the bowl and flung it out of the open window.

His wife stood, aghast, and asked "Ian, what on Earth is the matter with you? What have you done?"

He said I'VE SAID IT ONCE, I'VE SAID IT A THOUSAND TIMES. THERE'LL BE NO POT-POURRI IN MY HOUSE.

Badum.

Tish.

Posted By: Old Man, Mar 13, 13:14:12