My in-laws' boxer did a fart so bad I couldn't watch the rest of Match of the Day.

Last one up, dog sleeping in the living room, me watching Lineker and co. I heard a creaking noise. Then the stench hit me. I actually went over to check it hadn't died, but couldn't get close enough to check its pulse. I couldn't stay in the room.

Posted By: APB, Mar 11, 19:19:03