Watching Everton vs Wigan a little ditty came to me...

...to the bass (string) line of the White Stripes' Seven Nation Army (like a lot of chants post-Euro 2012):

"Kei can outjump Fellaini"

Just repeated over and over again.
It scans perfectly, it's simple so easy to remember. Yes, I know Fellaini never bothered to jump but he's massive (even w/o the waffro) and renowned for his aerial dominance, so it's a way of involving him in the chant. First home game since it happened too, so good timing to bring in one for KK.
Hope it takes on - or at least someone starts something (decent).
I'll be listening out, Wrath...

ps. Got tickets for Cinema City for Kei's film next Friday - looking forward to that...

Posted By: DJ Ginga, Mar 9, 13:14:03