They are the Fugly Twins
They not only fell out of the Ugly Tree, but they smashed their faces on every single branch on the way down
When you think that he's a rich man who's quite good looking, you can only assume that he has had some terrible childhood trauma to make him pick women who look like that
Obviously none of these are appropriate sentiments to express on International Women's Day, so let's pretend I haven't said it
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 8, 14:03:14
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