You need an urchin

Stand in your open back door shouting instructions. The urchin will apply them to your interweb connected computermabob and then shout back to you the results.

This might make porn rather less immersive for you.

I suppose you could also install a printer and have the urchin print the internet out and bring it to your door (you wouldn't want his footprints on your flooring). You can then use a pen to issue instructions, on where to click or what to type, and he will return and do just that.

In my spare time I design government Job Creation Schemes, you know. Just a little hobby.

Posted By: Old Man, Mar 6, 14:36:15