Wolverine, Honey Badger, Leopard, angry goat.
Then there are the big reptiles to avoid in the later stages: salt**ter crocodile, anaconda, gila monster, Komodo dragon.
Grand final would probably be between a drug-fuelled crocodilian beast and an enormous overgrown cat. Or an elephant high on the pure rage that comes from not playing two up front. Or something.
Posted By: APB, Mar 3, 21:56:53
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