"G' Day mate, Fosters helpline here, whats the problem mate ? "
"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet, and now her fanny has completely closed up"
"Bummer mate"
"Thank's that what I thought too mate, bye"
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