I've used the leaflets from this website...

...whilst a 'f off' is tempting, prefer to inform them about The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster....

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They often don't know about the link between the drop in the number of pirates and the increase in global warming. They usually leave before I've finished telling them about it all.....

Posted By: Mozzer, Feb 16, 12:51:56