A WACCOE take on transfer deadline day....

Jim White - He's the picture of the s**t that is 24 hours of Deadline Day. It's the one, single s**t thing that sums up modern football. Will Carlton Cole sign for Stoke? Sunderland might be making a move for Richard Stearman, Sky Sources inform us. Leeds have done nothing. 8,000 fans are outside QPR's training ground waiting for 'The man whose face needs ironing' to comment on unnecessary bulls**t whilst you sit contemplating whether or not it would be more entertaining to drink a pint of bleach than watch this parade of c**ts. Oh look, it's a Sky reporter surrounded by 15 kids! We're struggling to hear him as the kids shout random nonsense, hahahaha! Then there's the dramatic, Soccer AM 'LAD' produced entrance of Jim White who does nothing except speak in a Scottish accent, nothing separates him from the other drones.

The one positive is literally the lack of literally Jamie literally Redknapp. He's literally a career fraudster.

Posted By: Vivid Data Shark, Feb 1, 23:56:46