Yankee view on Kai Ka-blammogoala-rama
"He's got pace, he will burn defenders on the wing with some neat tricks, he will try crazy stuff in the box and miss 75% of the time, he will unquestionably lead your team in shots, but probably not in goals scored, he is an overall offensive catalyst, tall and strong and good in the air, his dog is named Chelsea, he loves fans, he loves Chipotle, and get used to #HeartShapedHands.
Kei's a catch. I really hope this is a loan, because I don't want to lose this guy for an entire season. "
Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Jan 30, 12:16:06
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- Chilli dog!
Posted By: Nice Guy Eddie, Jan 30, 12:40:39 - 1Sounds like the new Oli Johnson
Posted By: lurd, Jan 30, 12:33:09 - Don't we already have about 4 forwards who miss 75% of the time?
Posted By: RootunTootunHootun, Jan 30, 12:24:23 - 4Shouldn't judge him until we have seen him play
Posted By: 51eve, Jan 30, 12:22:47 - 3I love chipotle too. I've actually just run out of chipotle ketchup.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jan 30, 12:19:27 - 1Heart shaped hands - our very own Gareth Bale...
Posted By: Vivid Data Shark, Jan 30, 12:18:36 - 4Simeon Jackson?
Posted By: Charles21, Jan 30, 12:16:50
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