Morrisons Illuminati Scam

I went to Morrision's in Kirkstall last weekend and spent over ?150 on food. When I glanced at the receipt, I noticed that it listed ?40 cash back that I had not asked for. Obviously I was disturbed by this since 40 = 17 + 23 and 1723 is the date of birth of Adam Weishaupt, the founder of the Bavarian Illuminati. Also, the symbol of the Illuminati is the eye in the pyramid which appears on the American One Dollar Bill which is money and cash-back is also money.

A similar thing happened to a friend of mine shopping in Kirkstall the week before. She bought some sandwiches and the cashier didn't offer her a receipt at first since it was a small transaction. When she demanded a receipt she found that the transaction also had ?10 cash back which she had neither asked for nor received. 10 is the exact number of arms that a squid has.

It was far from a huge leap of the imagination to realise that this Morrisons cashier was probably stealing money from shoppers to fund an Illuminati backed invasion of our planet by a cephalopod like alien species originating from the cloud of interstellar dust around Fomalhaut.

Please share this to warn people of this new scam.

Posted By: pants, Jan 28, 00:31:05