Speaking of ex-girlfriends, here's a topical tale

Years ago my younger brother copped off with a friend of a friend at a party of mine. He was jolly pleased with himself the next morning because she was generally considered to be pretty fit. Enjoying a post-party fry-up in a cafe the next day, one of my mates burst his bubble in spectacular style when he declared: "She looks like Michael Winner."

Twas true. In that instant, in the eyes of every bloke present, my brother included, she transformed from fitster to Winner. He was gutted.

Posted By: StuartD, Jan 22, 20:50:26