Not rumours - FACTS

Our season tickets have been impregnated with psychoactive chemicals discovered by North Korean scientists in a secret laboratory in 1997 which lead us to believe that Peter Thorne is a hold-it-up style of striker when as anyone who could decode the CIA satellite's attempts to divert the Indian aircraft carrier three degrees southwards to avoid inadvertently coming across the aliens' mother ship would know he's actually a very talented right winger.

Called Jeremy.

FACT.

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Nov 3, 14:04:40