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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers ........ so I did.... she's 21 and her name's Lucy.

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I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, ungrateful bleeders.
All I said was, 'hurry up for goodness sake, some of us have got homes to go to!'

Posted By: emmaroyds, Jan 14, 15:57:07