here`s one for starters

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching tv when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, 'what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?'

I said, 'Thank you, I'll have chicken please'.

She replied, 'You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat!'

Posted By: emmaroyds, Jan 14, 15:47:06