We had a Fortnum & Mason hamer for Xmas, once, can't remember why or how

there was all sorts of s**te in there that I wouldn't touch with a burning cock ring. I remember a jar of pears in brandy. They looked f**kawful. I tried some. They were f**kawful. It looked like a time capsule from an age of w**kness.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jan 8, 19:48:44

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