I didn't know I had any. Which is a shame

That'd almost have made up for the leaking head gasket and the complete failure of the electrical control unit. Ever tried to operate a car without a screen blower when the temperature outside is minus 7? You have to pick up enough speed for your breath to be sucked out of the window instead of freezing on the screen. It took me 20 mins to do the first two hundred yards. At one point I had to stop for the bin lorry, because I could hear it but not see it. I should stress that this all happened at Silly Bugger O'Clock in the morning, in a quiet estate, and not on the M25 at noon.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Dec 18, 19:33:28