Two Tramps were walking down the road......

One of them started sniffing the air and said to the other tramp, "have you s**t your pants?"

The other tramp said, "no, I haven't".

The first tramp said, "pull your pants down and let me see."

So he pulled them down and they were full of s**t.

"See, I told you you had s**t yourself," said the first tramp.

The other tramp said, "oh, I thought you meant today....

Posted By: BSE Canary, Dec 13, 11:01:29