My Top Trump - True Christmas Story!

When I was a teenager, one Christmas I went to meet the family of my girlfriend (at the time). There were lots of family all squashed into one room sat around the edges. I was sat on the sofa.

I said that I was going home and the room went silent.

As I pushed to get off the sofa, I did a really massive trump. I hadn't even realised there was one on the way.

The girlfriend said "I don't believe that you just did that in front of all my family".

Her brothers said they thought I was cool for feeling comfortable enough to let rip without caring what people thought.

Her Mum said "Well, we all do them".

Posted By: Larry Hagman, Dec 13, 10:51:39