RE: 50 shades of poo etc.

I few years ago I was working in a small office with only one toilet. On my way in my phone rang. I didn't recognise the number so didn't want to answer whilst straining away (I wouldn't have cared if it had been the missus, obviously) So I put the lid of the toilet down to sit on that and went straight through it, wedging myself snuggly in the bowl. I answered the phone in this state , can't remember who it was now. There were only about 8 of us working there so I couldn't really flee the scene and had no choice but to walk sheepishly back out into the office holding shards of shattered toilet seat in each hand.

I left the company not long after.

Posted By: bird table, Dec 12, 21:26:11