Having a poo

Sorry, but when there are multiple cubicles I just can't do a 'pressure poo'.

If I need a s**te I will walk into the bog, suss out the cubicles and ensure all doors open. If they don't I'll not take the risk, have a pretend piss, wash my hands and exit the location.

I'll wander off to another set of bogs and replicate.

My mate in work just doesn't understand, he believes it is everyman for himself when going into battle, relishes the opportunity when someone is in an adjacent cubicle and doesn't give a s**t (scuse the pun) how many splats/farts etc he makes. A true warrior in my opinion, but sadly I don't feel that I can compete when it comes letting it all out on the battlefield.

Posted By: WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Dec 12, 20:48:21