I once took a p' at a urinal in a night club bogs. The bloke next to me looked at my thingy and asked what I was doing the next day.
I said that I was going shopping.
He said that perhaps we could do it together.
I said I was going with my girlfriend.
He said "On come on I've been watching you all night"
At which point I realised that he was trying to chat me up and so I left very quickly.
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Dec 12, 20:10:01
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