Do you have satnav?

If not, get one asap of ebay or whatever.
You'll have to accept the penalty/points etc but photocopy all the docs and send them to whoever the maker of your satnav is and say the jist of this

"Dear Cunts at Garmin (change to suit brand)

Your fuggen talking map is absolute s**t. I was using the latest version to navigate Plymouth, a town I'm not familiar with AT ALL hence trusting 110% the supposed elite navigational device, and it fuggen send me down a fuggen bus lane, and I've got pulled for it.

Please reimburse me to the tune of (insert total of fines, points, insurance increase etc) as you've f**ked up here, not me.

Fuming here.

Cheltenham Canary"

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Dec 10, 11:09:18