..So I was on my train to London this morning, freshening up, when this weird posh guy in tweeds and a monocle kept staring at me. Couldn't keep his eyes off me the dirty old sod.
I gave him a wink and went and waited in the loo for 10 minutes but he didn't appear. Hoping that I might see him on the way home tonight.
Posted By: gingerpele, Dec 5, 09:35:36
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