Holty's Our Suicide Lettuce

Gardeners will know the phrase.

You sow lettuce all around the fruit/veg you really, REALLY want. All the bugs and critters make for that and ravage it senseless, leaving the good stuff unouched and able to fluorish.

Holty goes out there and gets seven levels of s**t kicked out of him by the opposition, thus allowing the rest of the team to get on with things whilst he takes all the crap.

Posted By: Martin Peters, Nov 29, 09:23:59