Radio 4 not great for jokes but this one made me larf....

Bloke gets turned away from Night Club 'cos he's not wearing a tie. Returns to car and finds a set of Jump leads that he uses instead. "Will this do?" he asked the Doorman pointing to the knotted leads. " Yes", he says, "But don't start anything"

Posted By: bowfront1, Nov 18, 18:47:18