I was in a 5* hotel in Oman once and my mate

Popped round to my room to sort some paperwork. Can I use your toilet Steve? Yes mate... He laid this monster of a s**t in my bog...king kongs finger! It would not flush at all... Sat up like a beaver in the toilet!! Unflushable! He left me to phone domestic service to come to my room to chop it up! Looks of astonishment came my way.... Never forgave him..

Posted By: Steeno Steeno, Nov 18, 09:13:59