From the West Ham fans in the office on Carlton Cole : -

He's the worst type of player, talented but lazy. And worse than lazy as he always wants to appear to be trying but actually isn't. He makes a run for a ball or to close a player down but doesn't get there as he's not interested or couldn't care. But he makes a token run for it to look as if he's made an effort.

Heard it quite a few times over the years

Posted By: KentonCanary, Nov 15, 07:42:42