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instead of the usual barmaid there's a midget standing on one of those rotating tables that are normally attached to cranes, and as you ask him for a pint of stella he coughs up some blood-speckled sputum which he transfers into the complementary bombay mix bowl. Would you just eat the dried lentils or ask him to massage your mother's crochet hook collection?

Posted By: camcan, Oct 31, 17:04:06