Never adopt an egg. It's a really boring pet.

I tried to barbecue one once, in its shell. When we opened it it stank like nothing I've ever smelt before, and I've smelt some bad things in my time. I won't elucidate.

Posted By: APB, Nov 9, 16:32:30

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plus it could turn out to be a dinosaur egg and you get eaten
Posted By: Old Man, Nov 9, 16:44:34
Ha ha! Also, I like chicken so on reflection it would be poor advice to follow.
Posted By: Bravo win or die, Nov 9, 16:35:15

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