There's two lanes leading up to a roundabout.

The left lane is for turning left and going straight ahead, right lane is for turning right only. There's a mahoosive queue in the left hand lane because straight ahead goes to the motorway and it's rush-hour. Seriously, it's a ten minute queue what with the traffic lights on the roundabout. No f**kers turning right though, 'cos who wants to go right, right? So the right-hand lane is empty.

I want to go left.

On a scale of c**tishness from Mahatma Ghandi at one end to Piers Morgan at the other, how c**ty is it to zoom all the way down the empty right hand lane and go all the way round the roundabout and actually go left?

I reckon it's very close to Ghandi. Who's slightly more of a c**t than Ghandi, but definitely not an actual bona fide card-carrying c**t? John Lennon.

Yes.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 16:02:35