that's all gone now - it was more cocking a snook towards Little Britain....

..than meant.

and the world of internet dating really is inane.

I've updated my profile on there - it now ends:

If you're still here, you've done well and are either laughing now (which is meant) or hate me (can't win 'em all) - the above is a rant at the inanity of internet dating as a whole, of disappointment, of liars, letdowns, game players and how very tiresome it gets. I'm still here, though, still standing and still hoping that, one day, someone real will turn up and prove me wrong. I'll not hold my breath.

Couple more updates, I've changed what I want etc - I am after a relationship (I wasn't sure at the time of joining, I just joined 'cos I was bored) I've met a couple of wasters (don't we all) so now hate liars even more than I did. But the rest of what I like still stands. And please please please if you're offended by the sodding profile don't bother sending me a message telling me so - you're supposed to be!

Oh, one more thing - if you want to feel 'that spark' date a fecking electrician!

Oh, and another, self taken photos (usually with an iPhone in view, via a mirror) it's not big, it's not clever and just looks like you've got no friends that will take a photo for you.

Another update - I've been told by a couple of people that they thought I was married - I'm not really sure why, I'm not and I never have been either - neither am I with someone else or into one night stands. You women don't half have some funny preconceptions!

Oh, and why do people message you for a couple of days, then as soon as their attention is turned simply do one to the next person that comes along. Used to drive me mad, but it's their loss.

Also, if you are lucky enough to have the pleasure of my company for an evening, at least have the fecking decency to reply to a text the next day letting me know I'm not for you, you ignorant twunts - I gave you my time, you can't even find an ounce of decency in yourself. Then you wonder why you're single. I know why I am, it's 'cos I'm a knob - but I at least have my dignity.

Posted By: Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:45:32