Topical: I was once woken at 3 in the morning on a campsite by hedgehogs doing it.

I had to get out of the tent with a torch and find out what it was. I thought it was pigs or dogs rummaging around outside the tent, so was armed with the Maglite and a Swiss army knife and all I found was the aforementioned hedgehogs looking guilty and ashamed.

Dirty buggers.

Posted By: APB, Nov 2, 23:35:03