This is why I've never watched Dragon's Den. FFS.

A) Dragons don't have a f**king den. Large Americans have dens, for their pool tables and televisions. Foxes have dens (there may be some country word for it but I'm going with den).
B) Dragons? Fucking dragons? Fuck off. Theo Paphitis a f**king dragon? Fuck off again, then f**k off some more. Twats.
C) Fucking Prefab Sprout do the theme tune.

Posted By: APB, Oct 30, 12:36:52