normally the paper causes more probs than the turd IMO....

they should invent paper that wipes, but disintegrates on contact with water..... so you can wipe yer arse, then when thrown into the loo dissolves.....

once I invent it, it will be my dragons den moment - cant wait to walk upto debra with some s**t on some paper to show her how it wipes as well as andrex.

Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 30, 12:13:46