Some great Groucho-isms

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..if you can fake that, you've got it made.

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Posted By: Old Git, Oct 31, 12:03:23