A historical perspective

The Titanic.

Although the result was disappointing, I can't fault the workrate and commitment of the crew. Yes the ship sank but sometimes that happens with sailing. If we can only repeat that performance on the next ship almost everyone should make it across alive.

Vietnam.

Obviously people are going to look at the outcome and see it as a crushing and demoralising defeat. But all the pieces are in place and if we keep it up we will invade Russia any day now. An added bonus is that Ho Chi Minh can do a job out wide on the right if needs be.

Sheffield Wednesday.

I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that Sheffield Wednesday have started to commit suicide under the walls of the Jarrold Stand. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly. They did not win the game. They are not in possession control of any points. I tell you this. It is all a lie. They lie. It is a hollywood movie. You do not believe them.

Chico.

OK, you got me. The c**t just can't sing.

Posted By: Nigels Arse, Oct 31, 11:35:42