NPL's guide to Eateries

"Oh yeah, so there's some great little hangouts cropping up just off the beaten track in South-South-East London. If you get the tube to Eggshell Wharf then wander a while, you come across them all. There's this great North African place with live music, Moroccan Roll they call it! Ha! Nice Lamb dishes too. All the sheep will be onto it soon though. Sheep! Ha! Next door there's a potting shed, literally a potting shed where a man serves organic soil bread. Bread grown in soil. Full of nutrients and surprisingly tasty. There's also a bicycle themed burger hut which actually floods when the Thames is at high tide and they make the burgers out of any marine life which remains. No doubt these place will all be in the Guardian within a month and it'll ALL BE RUINED!!!!"

I likes KFC.

Posted By: Only1Doherty, Oct 22, 14:59:34