To make them sound all alluring and interesting. When in reality Havanas is

a square room filled with birds who still haven't been pulled by 5am, 30 year olds on coke and bellend students.

If they called it "A Square Room Filled With Birds Who Still Haven't Been Pulled By 5am, 30 Year Olds On Coke And Bellend Students" they might not get so many customers.

Posted By: Only1Doherty, Oct 19, 11:36:32