Nigel Slater

I watched a prog of his, once, while at a friend's place. Based on the evidence of those 30 minutes, the man has no colour in his life, whatsoever. His house was furnished and decorated entirely in shades of brown, and the food he lovingly prepared was foul-looking, brown, brown, browner, really brown and altogether bland to look at. You could kill that man with a bag of skittles, by bursting it in front of him.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Oct 14, 18:22:46