Uttoxeter is far better than Coalville

In my DJ driving days I used to have to drive the DJ's to Passion, staying in a travllodge just up the road.

When England beat Germany 5-1 I was driving an Italian DJ that didn't like football (or f**k all else, really) so had to watch it in a room on my own.

The t**t.

At least Uttoxeter's got fields, a racecourse, a McDonalds and people that speak like those folk from Stoke - which, incidentally, I'm heading up to when I finish work, so will be driving past. I'd wave, but you're not there now.

Posted By: Karnivore, Oct 11, 13:55:26