Can I just say: I would give Reading six points off us just for

one quick peek down the front of her frock, with the added guarantee of not getting a bullet upside my bonce afterwards.

All right, four points.

Three.

Maybe two.

No, bollocks, f**k 'em. Two 5-0 wins for us. See - I'll do that for the Nodge. I hereby pledge that I will NOT shag his missus. There - over to you Hoots. I've done my bit.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Sep 25, 19:27:23