Idea for the next Bond film...'Coldfinger'

An intellectual-property obsessed, ruthless villain attempts to control all non-ticket related income streams at a leading Norfolk football club, threatening to wipe out badge and scarf sellers as well as the fat bloke with the hot dog stand outside the swimming pool.

Bond (Nigel Worthington) returns from exile and checks into the Hotel Nelson where he attempts to woo 'McNasty's' lover into coughing up his email password.

Certificate 18

Posted By: UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 21, 21:23:27